This is the complete list of 117 Alan Greenspan Facts:

Rank
Fact
 Rating
1
Alan Greenspan threw the apple at Isaac Newton
 4.5
2
If you had a cent for everytime Alan Greenspan made a mistake. You'd owe him money.
 4.3
3
Alan Greenspan can't watch CSI. There is no such thing as mystery to him.
 4.2
4
Alan Greenspan is so sharp he has to warn people before making sudden movements.
 3.9
5
Alan Greenspan's handwriting is Times New Roman
 3.8
6
Alan Greenspan last had a sick day 76 years ago. BAM....great depression.
 3.8
7
When Alan Greenspan jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet, the pool gets Alan Greenspaned.
 3.7
8
Alan Greenspan is the only living prime number
 3.7
9
The G8 is just Alan Greenspan standing in a room with 7 mirrors
 3.6
10
The cold war was mostly about who got to keep Alan Greenspan
 3.6
11
Alan Greenspan can play DVDs with a Betamax player.
 3.6
12
Alan Greenspan watched the Neverending story....to the end
 3.6
13
Alan Greenspan doesn't eat breakfast at work, he eats work for breakfast
 3.6
14
The information super highway is the corridor between Alan Greenspans bedroom and bathroom
 3.5
15
Alan Greenspan was all three wise men
 3.5
16
Alan Greenspan can do a rubics cube blindfolded and Drunk......With no hands.
3.5
17
It is an official rule of 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' that Alan Greenspan cannot be your 'phone a friend'.
 3.5
18
10 minutes after birth, Alan Greenspan signed his own birth certificate. In pen
 3.5
19
As a child Alan Greenspan had to wear a neck brace, not because of an accident. Just because his brain was so big.
 3.5
20
NASA originally stood for Not Actually as Smart as Alan
 3.5
21
Alan Greenspan doesn't have nipples, he has two usb cable ports so he can download knowledge from his brain.
 3.5
22
Alan Greenspan can tell how smart you are by the length of your little finger. Without even looking at your little finger
 3.4
23
If you saw an MRI of Alan Greenspan's brain your head would explode.
 3.4
24
You're in a plane and the engine catches fire, the only passengers are you and Alan Greenspan and there is only one parachute....what do you do? Die of course. Alan Greenspan is so smart he jumped out like ten minutes out ago.
 3.4
25
Alan Greenspan has the patent............ on patents
3.4
26
When Alan Greenspan goes clubbing, he drops exponential e
 3.4
27
They once tried to hypnotise Alan Greenspan. BAM. 1987 Wall Street crash.
 3.4
28
Alan Greenspan doesn't sleep, he just hibernates while his brain backs up
 3.4
29
Once in a while Alan Greenspan makes a mistake. Last time that happened the dinosaurs went extinct.
 3.3
30
Global Warming is a lie, Alan Greenspan is thinking and his brain is melting the polar ice.
 3.3
31
Alan Greenspan invented numbers, except 7.
 3.3
32
30 days has September, April, June and November....Unless Alan Greenspan decides otherwise
 3.3
33
In 1922 a young boy started writing down the exact IQ of Alan Greenspan. He died yesterday. He was still writing.
 3.3
34
Tolstoy stole Alan Greenspan's first draft of War and Peace....but he could not carry any more than the first chapter.
 3.3
35
The sun is powered by Alan Greenspan's calculator. Not the other way round.
 3.3
36
Alan Greenspan beat India at Chess. All of them. At once.
 3.2
37
Alan Greenspan's CV is so big it has to be read by satellite
 3.2
38
Alan Greenspan generated this entire list of facts in five seconds. And his were actually funny.
 3.2
39
Alan Greenspan sleeps under spreadsheets
 3.2
40
The US dollar operates on a Greenspan Brain Cell standard
 3.2
41
Alan Greenspan invented google first, but kept it for himself
 3.2
42
Alan Greenspan memorised the entire internet. Just in case any of it went missing.
 3.2
43
Census collection is an elaborate hoax. The population of america is decided by Alan Greenspan looking at a map
 3.2
44
A Beautiful Mind was originally the title of a movie about Alan Greenspan but it got pulled. Alan Greenspan's brain isn't beautiful. It's just fucking huge.
 3.2
45
Stephen Hawking is Alan Greenspan's personal assistant's personal assistant
 3.2
46
When Alan Greenspan does number-crunching, he simply puts the numbers in his mounth and crunches them until the analysis is complete.
 3.2
47
Alan Greenspan doesn't walk. He find it easier to roll because his brain is so fucking huge.
 3.2
48
Alan Greenspan only eats pi
 3.2
49
If Alan Greenspan died the average IQ of the planet would drop by 100%. Approximately.
 3.1
50
Alan Greenspan doesn't listen to in-flight safety demonstrations. He's not afraid.
 3.1
51
Alan Greenspan can compose and perform an entire symphony from a DOS prompt using under 20 keystrokes.
 3.1
52
Alan Greenspan's New Year's Resolution was around 17.8 megapixels
 3.1
53
Alan Greenspan was added to Mount Rushmore, 47 sculptors were killed in collapses before they decided not to include the size of his brain.
 3.1
54
Alan Greenspan's Right Brain uses FedEx to Communicate with his Left Brain.
 3.1
55
Alan Greenspan went to the moon before Neil Armstrong. Just to check everything was okay.
 3.1
56
Alan Greenspan can dance like Michael Jackson, he just can't be bothered.
 3.0
57
Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein are just Alan Greenspan's secret identities
 3.0
58
Originally the earth used to orbit the moon. The gravititational pull of Greenspan's brain changed that.
 3.0
59
In 1988 a brilliant scientist comprehended the full scope and breadth of Alan Greenspan's intelligence. He turned to stone instantly.
 3.0
60
Green Lantern comics are loosely based on Alan Greenspan's early childhood
 3.0
61
Alan Greenspan reads Penthouse for the articles. No really. He does.
3.0
62
Alan Greenspan is Oprah. Don't ask.
 2.9
63
In the movie 2001, Stanley Kubrik originally cast Alan Greenspan as the supercomputer
 2.9
64
In original imperial measurement a mile was actually called a Greenspan. Because it is approximately the span of his brain.
 2.9
65
Fermat's Last Theorem was Greenspan's First Proof
 2.9
66
Alan Greenspan eats on a pivot table
 2.9
67
BC was originally BAG
 2.9
68
Alan Greenspan has more degrees than the face of the sun
 2.9
69
The Titanic ran into Alan Greenspan's Brain
 2.9
70
Alan Greenspan can mathematically prove that fairies exist. Even though they don't.
 2.9
71
The last 11 elements in the periodic table of the elements were all discovered by Alan Greenspan. Twice. And he can eat all of them.
 2.9
72
Area 51 is where they keep Alan Greenspan's spare brain
 2.8
73
What is 47,282 squared? Oh wait too bad Alan Greenspan has already worked that out.
 2.8
74
Once Alan Greenspan's pen ran out of ink, BAM...the Hindenburg exploded.
 2.8
75
Alan Greenspan lives at No 1 Downing St
 2.8
76
To end World War II the americans dropped Alan Greenspan on Hiroshima
 2.8
77
Alan Greenspan's keyboard has only two keys, he types in binary
 2.8
78
Alan Greenspan learned to count before he learned to learn
 2.8
79
Alan Greenspan uses an abacus to communicate
 2.8
80
Alan Greenspan eats serial numbers for breakfast
 2.8
81
When God swears he puts 20 cents in his Alan Greenspan box
 2.8
82
Alan Greenspan's palm is actually a palm pilot
 2.7
83
Underneath Alan Greenspan's glasses, there is only another spreadsheet.
 2.7
84
Alan Greenspan's analysis is so fast, he shuts down before he boots up.
 2.7
85
Alan Greenspan has his own in-flight safety demonstration for other passenger's safety
 2.7
86
Dreams, nightmares, and deja vu are all just Alan Greenspan fucking with your brain waves.
 2.7
87
Alan Greenspan holidays on the face of the sun. It's the only place where he can tan.
 2.7
88
When Alan Greenspan uses a .9mm , he's talking about his pencil
 2.7
89
The entire wikipedia was written by Alan Greenspan
 2.7
90
When Alan Greenspan plays mind games with someone, the threat level goes to Red.
 2.7
91
The Nobel Prize was Alan Greenspan's Scratch and Sniff sticker
 2.6
92
Alan Greenspan is actually a Jedi knight.
 2.6
93
Google is powered by Alan Greenspan
 2.6
94
It's not a coincidence that Alan Greenspan ryhmes with 'who is the man'?
 2.6
95
Alan Greenspan won an Olympic Gold Medal, for mental gymnastics
 2.6
96
There is no second Pluto. Only a solar system altered by the gravitational pull of the neurons in Alan Greenspan's head.
 2.6
97
The Mona Lisa is Alan Greenspan's finger painting
 2.6
98
Alan Greenspan was born just before he developed the unified theory.
 2.5
99
Alan Greenspan invented Space Invaders.
2.5
100
Alan Greenspan is not as clever as god. Okay. Just kidding.
 2.5
101
The Sistine Chapel was Alan Greenspan's bedroom
 2.5
102
The Mona Lisa is smiling like that because of Alan Greenspan
 2.5
103
Alan Greenspan doesn't need a mobile phone. He knows what all his friends are doing already.
 2.5
104
There is no 84. Alan Greenspan decided that.
 2.4
105
It is a common misconception that light is the fastest thing in the universe. Alan Greenspan's neurons fire much faster. In fact, E=AG's Neurons
2.2
106
Alan Greenspan can talk with dolphins.
2.2
107
Alan Greenspan can tell what colour underwear you are wearing by the way you walk. White. See.
 2.2
108
When Alan Greenspan gets brain freeze it can take up to two years to defrost
 2.2
109
If you let a million monkeys type on typewriters for ten years they will eventually produce something close to Alan Greenspans list of qualifications.
 2.1
110
Alan Greenspan urinates theorums cos he eats numbers
 2.1
111
Alan Greenspan was thrown off the Vulcan planet for being such a geek
 2.1
112
The seventh dimension is Alan Greenspan's teddy bear
 2.1
113
The Encyclopaedia Britannica was Alan Greenspan's Mr Men book
 1.7
114
The Alan Greenspan you see in pictures is just a robot. If you saw the real Alan Greenspan your brain would melt.
 1.5
115
Alan Greenspan's DNA is written in Assembly Language...and he wrote it himself.
 0.0
116
Confucious say...I wish I was smart as Alan
 0.0
117
Late at night you can hear Mrs. Greenspan saying "Oh Alan, I love it when you talk DATA to me"
 0.0