| Rank |
Fact |
Rating |
| 1 |
Alan Greenspan threw the apple at Isaac Newton |
4.5 |
| 2 |
If you had a cent for everytime Alan Greenspan made a mistake. You'd owe him money. |
4.3 |
| 3 |
Alan Greenspan can't watch CSI. There is no such thing as mystery to him. |
4.2 |
| 4 |
Alan Greenspan is so sharp he has to warn people before making sudden movements. |
3.9 |
| 5 |
Alan Greenspan's handwriting is Times New Roman |
3.8 |
| 6 |
Alan Greenspan last had a sick day 76 years ago. BAM....great depression. |
3.8 |
| 7 |
When Alan Greenspan jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet, the pool gets Alan Greenspaned. |
3.7 |
| 8 |
Alan Greenspan is the only living prime number |
3.7 |
| 9 |
The G8 is just Alan Greenspan standing in a room with 7 mirrors |
3.6 |
| 10 |
The cold war was mostly about who got to keep Alan Greenspan |
3.6 |
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